UNITED
GOBBLER
ACADEMY

A safe space for human artists that like Goo

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Our Mission

Founded by art excentric Gloob Lomlom, the estranged twin brother of the Award-Winning Intergalactic Art Critic Glomp Lomlom, United Gobbler Agency aims to champion the work of those artists whose creativity knows no bounds. A safe haven for those of you who will stop at nothing to share your soul with the world through art! A place where the power of goo and the joy of art shall strengthen our hearts. A community, a family, a foundation for education, innovation, and imagination. This is United Gobbler Academy!

What Is Goo?

Goo is the source of life for Gobbler culture. Excreted from a Gobbler's back hose the sticky green liquid is both a digestive supplement required for the consumption of art and a reproductive system for summoning new Gobblers. Its smell has no word in the english language and although all gobblers can produce goo the rate of production varies. In Gobbler lore it is said that some few legendary figures have the power to wipe out entire planets with a single day's worth of goo.